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And of course, it was all Abercrombies fault: while most of us were inclined to wear a maximum of two tops (a tank top underneath a T-shirt, or over) at a time, the brands penchant for making their clothing paper-thin necessitated the wearing of one thousand shirts simultaneously, as if to say, "More is more" and also, "I am so warm all the time, but especially at this very crowded pub." One time I went to a bar wearing denim capri pants, and it was on a night I was intentionally trying to seem "laid back." And ironically I wasnt, because I felt hideously underdressed compared to everyone wearing formal capris a trend I capitalized on almost immediately